Reviews SQL queries and optional EXPLAIN output for common performance problems such as SELECT *, functions or casts on indexed columns, leading-wildcard LIKE, N+1 query loops, OR across columns vs UNION ALL, AND/OR precedence slips, NOT IN subqueries, deep OFFSET paging, seq scans and disk sorts. Explains each problem and gives a rewritten query. Includes a stdlib Python checker with --self-test.
Reviews a schema and slow SQL queries, proposes composite indexes in the right column order (equality, sort, range) with covering columns and tradeoffs, flags non-sargable filters like functions on columns and leading-wildcard LIKE, and warns about duplicate, redundant, and low-selectivity indexes. Use when a user shares a slow query, EXPLAIN output, or schema and asks "what index do I need?" or "too many indexes?". Includes a tested stdlib Python helper.
Reviews PostgreSQL and MySQL tables (schema.sql, a dump or a pull request's CREATE TABLE) for design flaws that are cheap to fix before data exists - missing primary keys, money in float columns, foreign keys with mismatched types or no index, 32-bit ids, timestamps without time zone, nullable flags, free-text statuses, reserved names and case-sensitive unique emails. Returns corrected DDL. Includes a stdlib Python linter with --self-test.
Plans and audits backup retention (grandfather-father-son) policies. Simulates hourly, daily, weekly, monthly and yearly keep rules like restic or borg, lists the restore points you really keep and the gaps between them, and estimates storage and cost now and in 12 months. Flags missed RPO, short history, legal retention gaps, no offsite or immutable copy, stale restore tests and job overlap. Includes a stdlib Python planner with --self-test.
Compares commute options - car (fuel or EV), transit, bike, e-bike, walking, day-share mixes and park-and-ride legs - per month and year with cash cost, door-to-door time, time cost at your own hourly value, cost per trip and CO2. Picks pass vs pay-per-ride for the days you ride, separates car running costs from fixed costs, and shows the break-even value of an hour. Includes a stdlib Python calculator with --self-test.
